Herein, we report a facile isocoumarin and isoquinolone preparation by taking advantage of an initial bis(triflyl)ethylation [triflyl = (trifluoromethyl)sulfonyl] reaction, followed by heterocyclization, which contrasts with our previous results on cyclobutene formation. The efficiency of the catalyst- and irradiation-free heterocyclization/bis(triflyl)ethylation sequence showed exquisite dependence on the electronic nature of the substituents at the 2-ethynylbenzoate(benzamide) precursors. Molecular docking of model bis(triflyl)ethylated isocoumarins on human acetylcholinesterase (hAChE) revealed promising biological activities through selective coordination on both the catalytic active site and peripheral active site.